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Naughty Knife

MikeisMight • 37 followers

Chop and slice,
Slash and dice,
Stir it all three times.

Knife the pear,
Make it tear,
Add a couple limes.

Pour the cream,
Add a dream,
Sharpen the knife of crimes.

Add some sugar and sauté,
Feeling a little naughty?
Life and knife rhymes...

#general #household

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