20 September 2012

Her hips don't lie so nor will I She has great child bearing gifts, as do I She looks out of practice but i'll give her a try I'll ask her out, she can't deny

Long with great girth (Not me, her you berk) Exposed legs in short skirt Busty top about to burst

She smiles her perfect pearly whites Her beauty is blinding my sight She looks so hot and she looks so right I think I'm going to fall for her tonight

I smile back and she looks embarrassingly down She looks like she's lost just waiting to be found She looks back over but doesn't make a sound I'll ask her out so we can paint this town

"Excuse me would you like to go on a date?" "Of course with me, it'll be great" "What do you mean you're going to be late?" Oh damn, she's married and meeting her friggin soulmate!!

This always bloody happens to me Everyone's married or engaged to be What happened to being single and free? Oh well, I'm told there's plenty more fish in the sea So I'll just swim around until a fish notices me

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