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Hurray! Run wolf run! 😜😜

*giggles! 😂

Bing! Ding! Dong! I seen him! Swung over to leavesden to film Tarzan 2 : Cheetah's revenge... 😂😂😂🌴🌴🌴🐵🐵🐵

@naaviie I think he's building himself a man cave, god only knows what goes on in there 😳😳😱😱😂😂😂

@mirabahjojabo hehehe 😱😂👍

@leelee101 😂😂😂😂😂😂 so that's what all the film crew are for!! Haha makes sense now!! 😂😂😂

@smellyfingers haha! I hear Disney are flying over to film on location for the new live action version of The Jungle Book. @WeirdWolf's playing all the roles... 🐵🐘🐯🐻🐺🐍...🐙😂😂😂👍

😂😂😂😂😂 man cave!!! 😱😱😱

Too right it's better than twitter!!!

@leelee101 Hahahahahaha what he's even playing Jane?? Dude is multi talented!! I'm gonna ring the cinema and prebook my seat lol Opuss convention at the world premier in Leavesden 😂😂😂😂😂

@naaviie hahaha knowing Mr Wolf it'll probably be an air raid shelter cos ze Germans are coming!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😱

🐺Wolfe!

@smellyfingers awesome! 😂😂😂👍

😂😂😂😂 Oh my days!!! I've just come in, picked up my phone and nearly died laughing! 😂😂😂😂😂

@Weirdwolf 😂😂😂😂😂 are you winning the foliage war Mr Tarzan?? Lmfao

@Weirdwolf 😂😂😂😂 run Tarzan the Germans are coming

@smellyfingers mate I'm shattered, my green bin's overflowing, I've burnt out the motor on my strimmer, blunted my shears, burnt my shoulders and discovered a lost tribe of pigmy essexonian headhunters, a Mayan temple and 147 new species of bitey things!!! 😳 Need 🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻🍺🍻

@Weirdwolf haha! Should have used the secret passage in the temple to escape the bitey things and headhunters! And swing your way to freedom, Tarzan! 😂😂

@Weirdwolf here you go mate 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻😂

@leelee101 "I'm the king of the swingers ohhhhh, the Jungle v.i.p..." , "trussssst in meeeee, jussssst in meeeee.....", "look for the bear necessities the simple bear necessities....." 🎬 Cut! That's a wrap! 😂😂😂😂 🐻🐍🐵🐯🐱

@naaviie vas iz dis? Ich Arben über Tarzen!!

@awesomeannie 🐺 Arrrrooooo!!

@Weirdwolf 😂😂😂🍻👍

@Weirdwolf 😂😂😂😂😂😂 bloody Mexicans hahaha so the world is gonna end and the bitty things are gonna take over Lmfao I'm sure ze Germans will put a stop to it!! 😂😂😂 and I thought an actors life was easy, you do do all your own stunts don't ya mate??? 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍦🍓

@smellyfingers of course!!! Only earlier I stood in a giant ant mound, got about a million on my leg, slipped backwards stepping on the rake and twatting myself in the side of the face. An epic stunt!! ✌

@smellyfingers @Weirdwolf nah, no-one else is brave enough to tackle the Essex Jungle...😂👍

@Weirdwolf ahahaha it's like Tarzan vs Indiana Jones........Jungle Jones: The Appocolypse......one mans journey from Essex to Mexico to save the world against bitey things, ze Germans and pigmies. (no creepy crawlies or pigmies were harmed......Ze Germans maybe) 😂😂😂😂

@leelee101 @smellyfingers I think we have a film script here!!! 👍😂😂😂

@Weirdwolf @smellyfingers I wanna go see the film!!! 😂😂😂👍

@Weirdwolf @leelee101 @smellyfingers 😂😂😂😂😂 you guys are ace!

@naaviie it's all good sunny afternoon fun, hun! 😂😂👍❤😘

@leelee101 I think we should make the film!!! I have a camcorder! And the scripts written itself! All we need now is Glen the Gorilla and were good to go!! 😂😂

@Weirdwolf - can I do the jungle make up? Or shout things like ACTION and CUT!

@naaviie of course! 🎥👍😂❤

@naaviie @Weirdwolf @leelee101 haha typical woman wants to direct and be in control 😂😂😂😂😂

@Weirdwolf I like it! Off to The Jungle Of Weird™ we go, @glen you in, mate? 🐒💨 Laydeez, form an orderly queue, the role of Jane is calling you... If you can catch Tarzan's eye, wear a loincloth my oh my.., 😂😂😂👍🍻🍻🍻

@smellyfingers - got it in one! 😜😜😜

@naaviie hahaha well at least you're honest! Ok Dr Nicola Spielberg is director, vet and girlie stuff. @leelee101 is casting director for a Jane. I'll be explosives expert and producer Joel Silver Fingers ☺

@smellyfingers oooo exciting!!!!!!!

@smellyfingers awesome! Dusting off my casting couch right now. Or I might use the whoopee cushion... 😂😂😂 where's that queue...

@leelee101 @naaviie @smellyfingers 😂 at least with naaviie on board no animals will be hurt in the making of the movie!!! 😂😂

@Weirdwolf oh I don't know... Where else will we get our pig sarnies from? 🐷🐷🐷🍞🍴 😂😂😂

@leelee101 - I'll slaughter the pigs humanely for you and @Weirdwolf ...

Might need those beds in the penitentiary after all then! 😹😹

Love this...this made me giggle...THANKYOU 😉😘😉😘😉😘

Lol, so funny! xD