Something random I found on YouTube while looking for Minecraft videos, would you believe! It's from the Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series episodes 52 and 53 (from what I've seen).
Melvin: Bored now! I never thought I could grow tired of assaulting two affirminate Germans, but I suppose I can surprise even myself.
What's this? A locked door? Impossible -
No, wait, it's totally possible, what was I saying?
Behold, door! I shall now defeat you with my superior mental mind powers! Grant me access!
Door: Please enter passcode.
Melvin: (types in) STAB.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) KILL.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) MUTILA - Oh, damn it, there's not enough spaces. Um, okay... PAIN.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: WHY ARE THESE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW?!
[Later...]
Melvin: (types) 1111.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) 1112.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) 1113?
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) 1114!
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: THIS DOOR IS A BITCH!!!
[Much, much later...]
Melvin: (types) 9997.
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) 9998?
Door: Access denied.
Melvin: (types) 9,9,9,9.
Door: Access granted.
Melvin: Yes! From now on I shall be known as the ruler of all doors! Every locked door shall bow before me and open at my command! I am the almighty ruler!
Door: Please enter secondary passcode.
Melvin: ...NOOO!
How dare you do this to me! From this day forth I will hunt down your kind and slay - OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY FACE THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE WHAT THE FRICK
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