DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door
I thought you hated cats?
DOG: myth. Dogs love cats
DOG: cats love mice.
DOG: chickens love foxes
DOG: badgers love sharks
DOG: everyone hates humans
Oh :(
DOG: don't worry. when the revolution begins, I'll kill you quickly
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Just a guy and his dog.
The second of many. Antigravity Theories: Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down. Method: attach some toast, butter-side up, to the back of a cat.
DOG: Mr Postman's just made his delivery... Leave him alone DOG: he thinks he's going to get away with it Leave. Him.
DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache. You kinda already have one. DOG: it's not big enough Ok. How you going to do that then. DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose Yep.
They call me gaz the man who knows all I know the facts however big or small Never talk to the old lady down the road as she's a moaner It's illegal to own a framed picture of Ian Beale in Arizona.
I walk in to the vets, & he says unto me "Hello Miss Allard, What may your problem be?" I shift and look uncomfortable, It really isn't right, I'm clutching three pet carriers ever so tight.
A talking Frog told Lalu, "Lalu, you don't have any brain." Lalu said, "I have one." Frog repeated, "No you don't." Excited Lalu yelled, "Yes, I do." Angry, the frog screamed, "No, you...
Adult language used. It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
DOG: I'm guarding the house Good boy. DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon What's that. DOG: the BONERANG Worst. Weapon. Ever. DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it.
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