DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache.
You kinda already have one.
DOG: it's not big enough
Ok. How you going to do that then?
DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose
Yep! That's totally how it works. What kind of seeds would you like?
DOG: 80's porn star
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Just a guy and his dog.
STOP BARKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP DOG: I'm doing the twilight bark Like in 101 Dalmatians. That's a REAL thing. DOG: duh, yeah Who are you talking to. DOG: Ted the Terrier next door What did he say.
DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door I thought you hated cats. DOG: myth. Dogs love cats DOG: cats love mice.
DOG: Mr Postman's just made his delivery... Leave him alone DOG: he thinks he's going to get away with it Leave. Him.
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DOES DOG USE. I don't know. It has my teeth marks where I bite and shake it. It says NOKIA on the front. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SOCIAL APPLICATION OR WEBSITE.
DOG: in human years I would be 47 years old DOG: how old are you. DOG: HELLO. How old are you.
DOG: I'm guarding the house Good boy. DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon What's that. DOG: the BONERANG Worst. Weapon. Ever. DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it.
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
DOG: since you taught me to text human I'll teach you how to speak dog on one condition What's that. DOG: buy me sausages EVERY day for the next 6 weeks DEAL DOG: ok.
Hi @Danish follow me please I've been following u for ages and I love your work I tried to do one texts from my cat but it's rubbish
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