DOG: I'm guarding the house
Good boy.
DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon
What's that?
DOG: the BONERANG
Worst. Weapon. Ever.
DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it?
Not really
DOG: I'll KICK YOUR ASS, LIKE THE BALROG YOU SHALL NOT PASS
What if the burglars have sausages?
DOG: I'll help them carry the tv
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door I thought you hated cats. DOG: myth. Dogs love cats DOG: cats love mice.
DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache. You kinda already have one. DOG: it's not big enough Ok. How you going to do that then. DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose Yep.
DOG: Mr Postman's just made his delivery... Leave him alone DOG: he thinks he's going to get away with it Leave. Him.
Adult language used. It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
WHAT KIND OF PHONE DOES DOG USE. I don't know. It has my teeth marks where I bite and shake it. It says NOKIA on the front. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SOCIAL APPLICATION OR WEBSITE.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy.
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
STOP BARKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP DOG: I'm doing the twilight bark Like in 101 Dalmatians. That's a REAL thing. DOG: duh, yeah Who are you talking to. DOG: Ted the Terrier next door What did he say.
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