Adult language used!
It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
But first I needed an agent, someone I could trust, someone who was above corruption and someone who was duty bound to do right.
That's why I chose you Sir.
"Don't gimme that fucking horseshit dumbass, get to the point"
I could see he was impatient, so I laid it on the line.
"I believe you can be trusted".
"Oh Jeez, another fucking fruitcake".
"I am currently in my Secret Identity, mild mannered newsagent..."
"Groan, here we go."
"David Dunwoody - note the use of 'D' in both names, and I have promised humanity to combat injustice in all it's forms and ........"
"GET OUT".
"But Sir, you are my chosen Advocate, my silent partner. We shall share the glory of ........."
"I said Get Out.......OUT".
"Very well Sir, I can see this not the most appropriate time to ......"
"OUT (reaches for phone)...Hello, yes, I got an imbecile in my office, send security".
"Very well Sir, I shall transform into my Crime Fighting alter ego...CHAMOIS LEATHER..."
Blinding flash and smoke everywhere. The fire alarms are set off in the whole building.
"For you see, I am CAPTAIN ALOPECIA"
"Cough, Christ what did I do to deserve this?".
Two burly security men burst in and immediately begin a violent coughing fit.
"Ha, I am impervious to all harmful effects of smoke, I shall rid you of these burglars".
Grabs the two security officers and manhandles them both into the corridor. They immediately collapse through smoke ingestion.
"There Sir, I stand before you in my true form, marvel at my biceps, envy my thighs and my cape".
"....Cough.....hack......"
"I vow to return Sir when you have heard of my deeds. Until then....Adios".
I could see I would need first to get noticed. I headed towards the elevator and summoned the lift, the doors opened and I stepped in.
When I awoke I was lying flat out on a bed in County Hospital, I was covered from head to foot in plaster cast and various tubes were inserted into my body.
A doctor stood over me.
"What evil is this you fiend, what have you done with me?".
"Lie still now, seems you fell three floors in an empty elevator shaft, don't move and I'll fetch a nurse".
"Fiend, these bonds shall not imprison me".
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Next time, Join our crime fighting super hero as he meets his nemesis, the hideous Doctor Dreadd.
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