A thick kid asks the thicker kid some questions.
Thick: How do u play the drum?
Thicker: Bang bang wallop
Thick: Violin?
Thicker: Screech
Thick: Cow?
Thicker: Make them talk - Moo. Feed them and wait a bit - plop plop.
Thick: Oh yeah we learned that in geography!!
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