Dalek Tiff
Dalek 1: YOU ARE SO FULL OF EXCREMENT THAT YOU HAVE A HANDLE FOR FLUSHING LIKE THE HUMAN CUBICLES KNOWN AS 'PORTALOO'
Dalek 2: WELL YOUR MOTHER IS SO TRASHY THAT SHE HAS A PEDAL AT THE BOTTOM AND A FLIP-TOP HEAD.
Dalek 1: I DO NOT HAVE A MOTHER. DALEKS ARE CLONED AND THEREFORE DO NOT HAVE A...
(Zap! Kablamm!! Dalek 1 is exterminated)
Dalek 2: PWNED.
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