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Dalek 1: LET US ATTEND THE EARTH RITUAL KNOWN AS 'GETTING PISSED." WE CAN EXTERMINATE SOME NICE EARTH BOYS.
Dalek 2: BUT I DO NOT HAVE ANY SHOES OF HIGH QUALITY WHICH ARE PLEASING TO THE EYESTALK.
Dalek 1: YOU DO NOT HAVE FEET. THIS IS IRRATIONAL.
(Zap!Kablaaam! Dalek 1 is exterminated)
Dalek 2: YOU ALWAYS SEEK TO FIND FAULT WITH THIS DALEK UNIT. YOU ARE THE MALE OFFSPRING OF A FEMALE EARTH DOG.
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Daleks Discover Football Dalek 1: REPORT. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BAG OF AIR. Dalek 2: HU-MANS USE THIS BAG OF AIR FOR LEISURE ACTIVITIES. THE BAG OF AIR REQUIRES KICKING AROUND A FIELD.
Daleks Can't Do Jokes Dalek 1: WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD Dalek 2: THIS INFORMATION IS UNKNOWN. WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD. Dalek 1: THIS IS UNIMPORTANT.
Dalek Evolution (the Dalek Emperor is.. Uh... Standing by a large, ornate dressing screen. There is movement from behind. ) Emperor Dalek: DALEK BRETHREN - HEAR ME.
Dalek Tiff Dalek 1: YOU ARE SO FULL OF EXCREMENT THAT YOU HAVE A HANDLE FOR FLUSHING LIKE THE HUMAN CUBICLES KNOWN AS 'PORTALOO' Dalek 2: WELL YOUR MOTHER IS SO TRASHY THAT SHE HAS A PEDAL AT THE...
One swear word. I'm a naked ninja. Fear me if you dare. You'll know it's me. By my rockin' long hair. I'll steal all your money. And your cupboard full of booze. I'll come during the night.
@smellyfingers strangely, I've neither smoked not consumed anything. This is the intellectual high point of my mind lol
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