One swear word
I'm a naked ninja
Fear me if you dare
You'll know it's me
By my rockin' long hair
I'll steal all your money
And your cupboard full of booze
I'll come during the night
When you're in a snooze
Then if there's danger
I'll save your sorry arse
Whoever's attacking
They'll end up on the grass
I'm a naked ninja
And all your stuff will be gone
I'm a hardcore bitch
I'm so fast you won't see me for long
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