Daleks Can't Do Jokes
Dalek 1: WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD
Dalek 2: THIS INFORMATION IS UNKNOWN. WHY DID THE HU-MAN CROSS THE ROAD.
Dalek 1: THIS IS UNIMPORTANT. HU-MANS ARE INFERIOR BEINGS AND MUST BE EX-TER-MIN-ATED!
(silence)
Dalek 2: THIS ATTEMPT TO INDUCE THE EMOTION KNOWN AS 'FUNNY' ACHIEVED THE STATUS KNOWN AS 'EXCREMENT'
(Zap! Kablaaaam! Dalek 1 is exterminated)
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Fashion Facist Dalek 1: LET US ATTEND THE EARTH RITUAL KNOWN AS 'GETTING PISSED." WE CAN EXTERMINATE SOME NICE EARTH BOYS.
Dalek Evolution (the Dalek Emperor is.. Uh... Standing by a large, ornate dressing screen. There is movement from behind. ) Emperor Dalek: DALEK BRETHREN - HEAR ME.
(In the queen vic) "The Phone Rings" Dalek Alfie: HELLO DALEK ALFIE HERE (pauses) NO I DO NOT WANT TO SIGN UP FOR CASH FOR GOLD I AM MADE OF GOLD YOU HUMAN FOOL.
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Daleks Discover Football Dalek 1: REPORT. WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS BAG OF AIR. Dalek 2: HU-MANS USE THIS BAG OF AIR FOR LEISURE ACTIVITIES. THE BAG OF AIR REQUIRES KICKING AROUND A FIELD.
It's body's made of metal, it's voice spells out your death, you'll see it's glowing eye on you, with your final breath.
#bored Lets talk about the doctor, this strange man from space He's always fighting Daleks and Cyber Men face to face But I think he's really lame, he looks like an absolute tit With his quiffy hair...
@aleishagayle20 my boys love it. Just found the idea of Dalek conversation funny. :-) I think you might be one of a tiny group of people who don't think this is crap :-) thank you. As I said before I can always count on you for support
@wolfie lol always babe well no I think this is funny gave me a giggle just what I needed this morning 😄 great stuff as per usual
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