(In the queen vic)
"The Phone Rings"
Dalek Alfie: HELLO DALEK ALFIE HERE (pauses) NO I DO NOT WANT TO SIGN UP FOR CASH FOR GOLD I AM MADE OF GOLD YOU HUMAN FOOL! "hangs up phone" STUPID HUMANS ALWAYS CALLING ME!
DALEK MO: WHO WAS THAT?
DALEK ALFIE: JUST A STUPID HUMAN ASKING. ME TO SIGN UP FOR CASH FOR GOLD.
DALEK MO: WE COULD DO WITH SOME MOMEY BECAUSE DALEKS DON'T DRINK IDIOT!
DALEK ALFIE: MAYBE WE COULD GET RID OF DALEK DEREK HE IS A BIG DALEK
DALEK MO: AHAHAHAHA
DALEK ALFIE: DALEKS DO NOT LAUGH!
The End!!
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