The second of many.
Antigravity
Theories: Cats always land on their feet. Toast always lands butter side down.
Method: attach some toast, butter-side up, to the back of a cat. Drop cat-toast from a random height. Cat will try to land on feet, toast will try to land on butter. Since neither is possible at the same time, you shall create an antigravity cat-toast-thing
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If life is an open door, why am I always trapped on the outside. With all this space around me and no where to go, no one to share it with. The cruel and unforgiving darkness becomes a blessing and my mind blurs the lines that others have set in place for me. I am at one with my self. I am at one with others. I am at one with the darkness. I am at one with the unknown.
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They call me gaz the man who knows all I know the facts however big or small Never talk to the old lady down the road as she's a moaner It's illegal to own a framed picture of Ian Beale in Arizona.
Adult language used. It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
One day two blondes went to separate pet shops and bought a mouse. When they got home they realised that they're going to have to find a way to tell them apart.
A thick kid asks the thicker kid some questions. Thick: How do u play the drum. Thicker: Bang bang wallop Thick: Violin. Thicker: Screech Thick: Cow. Thicker: Make them talk - Moo.
"Your toupee Is in my teepee. Please get it out of there." "Why has your teepee Got my toupee.
Ding, Dong, thong. Thong. Thong!.
L,l,l,ladies & Gentlemen!!. As you may have noticed I had OBVIOUS heatstroke earlier by thinking evolution happened in the household, personally I blame Spider Venom.
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