to do list

1. make vanilla pudding. put in mayo jar. eat in public.
2. hire two private investigators. het them to follow each orher.
3. wear shirt that says life. hand out lemmons on a street corner.
4. get in crowded elavator and say " i bet you are all wondering why i gathered you all here today.
5. run in a store, and ask what year it is and when someone replies yell " yes it worked."
6. major in philosiphy and ask people WHY thay woul d like fries w that.
7. become a doctor and change last name to Acula.
8. buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say " help i've been changed into a parrot!"
9. follow joggers in your car blasting "eye of the tiger" for enchouragement.