Toupee in a Teepee

"Your toupee
Is in my teepee.
Please get it out of there."

"Why has your teepee
Got my toupee?
Give me back my hair!"

"You have to pay
To see my teepee,
Seeing as you weren't nice."

"So my toupee
Is in your teepee,
And I have to pay a price?"

"If you want your toupee
That's in my teepee,
Then that's what you'll have to do."

"If I've no toupee
Then you've no teepee!
I'm going to out buy you!"

"So you'll buy my teepee
To get your toupee?
That sounds like quite a deal."

"Well I'll find my toupee,
Then burn your teepee.
This fight just got real."

"I don't like my teepee,
It's worth less than your toupee.
I could just burn them all."

"You'd burn my toupee
And your teepee?
Boy, you've got some gall."

"Say bye to my teepee,
Say bye to your toupee.
It's warm standing next to it."

"Oh! My toupee!
But ha, your teepee!
Now where's your home you twit?"

"Hey, that's not my teepee,
But there is your toupee...
I've been such a fool."

"You've burnt my toupee,
And my teepee!
You really are a tool!"

"I will pay
For your new teepee.
Not how I thought this would end."

"With the teepee
Get a toupee,
And give it to me, my friend."