Hey I'm Sooperdooperman
And I fly without wings
I've got x-ray vision
Among many other things
My sooperdooper powers
Set me apart from the rest
The ability to fly
Is what I like the best
But I'm no normal hero
In my suit of red and blue
Far too busy flying
To be bothered helping you
But I can't stay airborne long
Won't see me on long flights
For wind resistance is a pain
With pants outside your tights
How did you like this story?
Your feedback helps leelee101 understand what's working
@leelee101
Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.
Similar Stories
Spider Women
#bored You don't here much about me, but I tell you I'm just as good I've got all the same powers, but I'm misunderstood I prefer to go shopping rather than fighting crime Or doing the hovering,...
163 words
Not So Super
Ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing to fear. Hold on to your pants... Wonderman is here. Watch me as I rescue Your cat out of that tree. Catch him, now will you. I don't want him following me.
119 words
The Incredible Adventures Of Captain Alopecia
Adult language used. It was the Big Day. I had prepared for this day for months and now it was time the criminal community met their match.
428 words
HULK SMASH
I'm the real incredible hulk not that David Banner. I get the hump so quickly and I've also got a stammer. The slightest thing gets me angry even being low on cash.
254 words
Comments & Feedback (29)
Reposts make people smile! #RepostDay :D And yes, superhereos are silly wearing undergarments like that :S
@leelee101 👍 I'll be tipping a glass of wine back in your honor tonight my friend. Happy Fathers day!
@leelee101 😄 Sometimes the best jokes come with thinking 'What hell does that mean?' :P And, supposing you are a father, Happy Mother's Day! :D 🍸
Want to join the conversation? Sign in to leave a comment.