HULK SMASH

I'm the real incredible hulk not that David Banner
I get the hump so quickly and I've also got a stammer
The slightest thing gets me angry even being low on cash
I could go at any time Grrrrrrrr HULK SMASH

I just can't control it I get in so much trouble
If I'm having a bad day my bad mood could double
Like when I watch countdown and I can't do the Maths
I feel it boiling over Grrrrrrrrr HULK SMASH

My house is in pieces I change five times a day
I keep throwing the tele and no one will stay
I need to calm down but now I've lost my stash
Grrrrrrrrrrr HULK SMASH

I buy loads of nice clothes but they all get torn apart
I try to avoid trouble but someone always has to start
Even if you cook me dinner and there's lumps in my mash
I'm getting very angry Grrrrrrrrr HULK SMASH

I had a date with a girl I had to meet her at noon
My car wouldn't start, they found it later on the moon
So I lost my car and blew a date I've made a right old hash
Oh shit I'm getting angry Grrrrrrrr HULK SMASH

I've calmed down now but I caused a lot of strife
I jumped on the house next door and flattened poor Bobs wife
Now the police and army are on there way I think id better dash
I can't find my keys Oh No Grrrrrrrr HULK SMASHHHHHH