Spider Women

You don't here much about me, but I tell you I'm just as good
I've got all the same powers, but I'm misunderstood
I prefer to go shopping rather than fighting crime
Or doing the hovering, because my fights against grime
I don't bother climbing or spinning my webs
I just do the housework and then make the beds
I'm spider women, but I really don't care
I don't wear a costume, it wont go with my hair
Why fight crime? And send criminals to jails
When I could be in a saloon or painting my nails
So if you need a hero and don't know which one to choose
Don't bother calling me, as I'll be shopping for shoes
Yeah I can beat baddies, in any fight I'd be winner
But I prefer to stay at home, in case I burn the dinner
I can't see a film, being made about me
It would just be two hours of me making tea