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Not So Super

Ladies and gentlemen!
There's nothing to fear.
Hold on to your pants...
Wonderman is here!

Watch me as I rescue
Your cat out of that tree.
Catch him, now will you?
I don't want him following me.

A light wash on my cape,
If you don't mind,
Iron it, on COOL setting
COOL, three times underlined.

Buy me a new mask,
My old one's too small.
It cuts through my temples
And I can't see at all.

Ahh, it's my day off.
There's an engine on fire?
A bomb about to blow?
Tell him to cut the red wire.

A snob, you say?
Too lazy for my own good?
If you can do it better,
Then maybe you should.

Timmsyy

@Timmsyy

If I could live my life as a rhyme, I would.

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