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Yo Mama Jokes

 Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out

 Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed

 Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy!

 yo mama so stupid that she asked me the number for 911

 Yo mama so fat she sat on her wii and mario said "holy shit"

 Yo mama so fat that red bull couldnt give her wings

 Yo mama so old that the key on ben franklins kite was to her house

 Yo mama so fat nationwide cant find her side

 Yo mama so ugly she put her head out a window and got arrested for mooning

 Yo mama so ugly that shes the real reason walle is hiding

LIAM7

@LIAM7

Hi my name is Liam O'conor and I'm from Kildare, Ireland.Im 12 and have 1 dog 2 cats.Expect some dark poems sometimes story's and mostly quotes and jokes :) please follow

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Ha - 5⃣ is very funny 😝

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