Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out
Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed
Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy!
yo mama so stupid that she asked me the number for 911
Yo mama so fat she sat on her wii and mario said "holy shit"
Yo mama so fat that red bull couldnt give her wings
Yo mama so old that the key on ben franklins kite was to her house
Yo mama so fat nationwide cant find her side
Yo mama so ugly she put her head out a window and got arrested for mooning
Yo mama so ugly that shes the real reason walle is hiding
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