Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
THEY SAID THAT IT
IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A
SPOON.
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