Russian Reversal

I tried my hand at some Russian Reversal jokes, I hope you like them.

- In the UK you find Wally. In Soviet Russia, Wally finds YOU!

- In Soviet Russia, meme knows YOU.

- In America you follow laws. In Soviet Russia, laws follow YOU.

- In Soviet Russia, YOU watch ceiling cat.

- In Soviet Russia, longcat is short.

- In Soviet Russia, YOU spy on Russians.

- Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes YOU!

- In Soviet Russia, the A-team hires YOU.

- In America you have "In God we trust" on the money. In Soviet Russia we have no money. What a country!

- In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face. In Soviet Russia Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face.
There is no escaping Chuck Norris. (Unless you are God, of course)

- Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Tetris plays YOU!