Joke!!

@iPuss

Chicken

A chicken gets invited to a real fancy dinner party. He dresses up smart in hopes of fitting in and making new friends. Arriving fashionably late the chicken enters and looks around.

@TheCodsPollocks

I Had A Hunch It Was Him...

Billy: "Hey, what's this I hear about them finding the bones of an old English king under some car-park?" Jimmy: "Yeah, that's right.

@gazplend

Desmond Tutu

Bishop Desmond tutu is a man So is terry wogan, I'm not a fan Mr tutu has a much better name And is right at the top of his game Whatever his game may be It's his name that appeals to me Conjuring up...

@albisher

Pat: Hey, Chris. How's your new pet fish doing. You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.

@gazplend

Easy Mistake?

I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.

@KatyTiffanyNYC

Mollie's Idea Of Cheering Me Up:

"I have a job crushing drink cans. It's soda pressing. Those Russian dolls are really starting to get on my nerves, they're so full of themselves. Just went to see a band called The Vacuums.

@albisher

Three nuns went to a football game and three men got stuck sitting behind them. The men couldn't see very well because of the nun's little nun hats. So they came up with a plan to make them leave.

@nikujagagirl

Random moment from my life #11

Me: There's something I've wanted to tell you from the first day we met. Friend: What.