A chicken gets invited to a real fancy dinner party. He dresses up smart in hopes of fitting in and making new friends.
Arriving fashionably late the chicken enters and looks around. Spotting a rather smart looking man at the bar the chicken wanders over.
'I like your suit good Sir! Very suave!... Im new to all of this could I know your name?'
To which the smooth man replies.
'Thank you. Tha name is Bond... James Bond... What about yourself?'
To which the chicken replied.
'Ken... Chic Ken.'
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