DOG: in human years I would be 47 years old
DOG: how old are you?
DOG: HELLO? How old are you?
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DOG: HOLY SHIT I'm old enough to be YOUR DAD
DOG: YOU'RE GROUNDED
Hilarious
DOG: ME AND YOUR MUM MADE SWEET LOVE
WTF?
DOG: I took it too far, my bad
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