DOG: How's your day going?
Boring. How's your day?
DOG: AWESOME. Tired now
Running up and down the stairs again?
DOG: no, just put on R.Kelly's 'Bump and Grind' and had sex with your pillow
THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING. STOP HAVING SEX WITH MY STUFF
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