DOG: you hear me barking?
DOG: what if they was a burglar in the house and your just ignoring me
Is there a burglar in the house?
DOG: I hope not.
Well then, go to sleep.
DOG: I can't. I think I heard something outside.
Theres nobody outside! It's 2 am. GO TO SLEEP!
DOG: my hearing is 400 times better than yours.
That sounds like a bit of an exaggeration.
DOG: I'm BATDOG
DOG: I need out the back for a busy.
FUCK SAKE!
Your feedback helps Danish understand what's working
Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: How's your day going. Boring. How's your day. DOG: AWESOME. Tired now Running up and down the stairs again.
DOG: where is mr duck. Don't know. I'm busy. DOG: WHERE IS MR DUCK. Again, I don't know. DOG: i'm stressed. I need to bite mr ducks sweet plastic body FFS.
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER. Ok. DOG: FREAKED ME OUT. Take a deep breath. DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT. NO YOU DON'T. DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF.
DOG: where is mr duck. Don't know. I'm busy. DOG: WHERE IS MR DUCK. Again, I don't know. DOG: i'm stressed. I need to bite mr ducks sweet plastic body FFS.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: AM I GAY. I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs.
DOG: stop neglecting me OH MY GOD. I'm NOT neglecting you. DOG: I'll call the RSPB Jesus, you're an idiot. They protect BIRDS. DOG: THEN ILL TELL THEM YOUR AN OSTRICH DOG: I'll ring dogs trust.
DOG: the sofa cushions are ganging up on me. No they're not. DOG: Sorry, are you here. Don't patronise me. I know when I'm being attacked. Yeah alright. Calm down.
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