DOG: where is mr duck?
Don't know. I'm busy.
DOG: WHERE IS MR DUCK?
Again, I don't know.
DOG: i'm stressed. I need to bite mr ducks sweet plastic body
FFS. I think he's under the cupboard in the bedroom
DOG: my head won't fit under the cupboard. What now?
I DON'T KNOW!
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Just a guy and his dog.
DOG: where is mr duck. Don't know. I'm busy. DOG: WHERE IS MR DUCK. Again, I don't know. DOG: i'm stressed. I need to bite mr ducks sweet plastic body FFS.
DOG: buy me a drum kit No. DOG: buy me a drum kit NO DOG: if I played the drums, we could be RICH Dogs do not play drums DOG: that's what you said about texting. Look how that turned out YES.
DOG: LAMP IN THE LIVING ROOM FELL OVER. Ok. DOG: FREAKED ME OUT. Take a deep breath. DOG: NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT. NO YOU DON'T. DOG: I DO, MATTER OF HONOUR N STUFF.
DOG: AM I GAY. I don't know. Are you attracted to man dogs.
DOG: just done a busy on the kitchen floor WTF. I let you out before I left DOG: yea, I thought you weren't ever ever ever coming home....... so I panicked I have to eat in that room.
DOG: you hear me barking. DOG: what if they was a burglar in the house and your just ignoring me Is there a burglar in the house. DOG: I hope not. Well then, go to sleep. DOG: I can't.
DOG: who are those people in our house. Guests DOG: why. Just having a wee party DOG: are you going to introduce me. No. DOG: not to ALL of them, just the girl in the blue jeans. No.
DOG: did you call me. I'm busy Just got a text from the neighbour. STOP TWATTING AROUND DOG: I'm NOT. SHES LYING Shall I forward you her text.
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