DOG: who are those people in our house?
Guests
DOG: why?
Just having a wee party
DOG: are you going to introduce me?
No.
DOG: not to ALL of them, just the girl in the blue jeans.
No.
DOG: JEEZ I DON'T EVEN WANT TO MEET ALL OF HER, JUST THE LEFT LEG!
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