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Jubilee

Warning!! Offensive material towards the Queen and royal family, swear words have been used.

I don't care about the jubilee
It means bugger all to me
60years with your arse on the throne
A title your ancestors claimed as their own
Poncie Little Earls dressed up as girls
Lords and Ladies with too many pearls
All you do is divide the nation
Take more tax for your families vacations
Royal visits here and there
If you really truly did actually care
Then you should just step down
Let me wear your plastic crown
No I don't have your blue blood
But I do have more than enough love
No you don't rule over me
My spirit is far too free
So up yours on your jubilee
"one must do as one is told"
Your outdated views are far too old.
You no nothing about the real world
Your blue blood put you under a spell?
"It's not one's problem one's doing fine.
If one continues to cross the line
One shall find himself locked in my tower, with no release."
Oh good, lock me up and throw away the key
I'd rather be there than watch the world bleed.
You can take body but not my mind
How about you, you sure, you fine?
Sure I'll send you a visiting order
You'll be too busy with your grand daughter
What you ship them all off to boarding school?
Yes that's a great family way to rule.
I'm not the only one who is fed up
Guess I'll just raise up my tea cup
Saying, "up yours and fuck you too.
You don't approve cos you don't have a clue."
Happy jubilee you old bag
I'll pop some pills and take a long drag.

smellyfingers

@smellyfingers

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Here you go 👑 it's all yours!

@naaviie haha I'll take the crown of thorns 😊

@smellyfingers - spiky, I like your style

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Lol xx

Haha this is perfect one!

@naaviie lol pain, it's all in the mind you know, lol

@iPuss @shaazz @kivihe thank you thrice 🍦🍦🍦

@smellyfingers - it is. I've just been reading about nociceptive pathways... Only pain when you consciously allow it to be.

Nice this I'd pretty good

Off With His Head!!!!!!

How dare you I'm deeply offended lol I'm with you mate couldn't care less 💰💰💰

@naaviie a child carelessly cuts it's finger and carries on playing, once it realises and sees blood the brain triggers pain receptors........something like that lol. With pain comes fear lol

@aleishagayle20 thanks lol

@Weirdwolf hahaha might mail this one to her, see if I get a reply lol

@glensaggs haha it's all glorified bullshit isn't it mate, lol be a good time for her to step down lol

@smellyfingers - the fear of pain can be worse than fear itself... But we digress from your work👏

Lol! Brilliant your a genius 😽

@smellyfingers ha that's a great write sir. Well done 🍺

@sjw haha am I? Thanks! Ice cream? 🍦🍦🍦🍦

@leelee101 thank you sir glad you liked it 🍺

Your writing inspires and thanks for the ice cream 😽

@sjw Awww thanks! I look forward to your next price then babes 😘

Piece, lol not price hahaha ☺

Nice work there. I did hear that she was struggling to pay her heating bills in the winter. If that's true, then why the fuck does she still live in a palace? Anyway, lol, nice work.

@smellyfingers I love this! It's so true. Apparently he was 57 TV's or something daft like that. So we know what she's doing when she's sitting in her royal arse.

@smellyfingers A brave stand young man and well written too.

@smellyfingers I fcuking fat finger syndrome 👎 I hadnt quite finished, but it is time she stepped down, but who'll will take her place ?? Better the devil you know ?? Still a good write@smellyfingers

I can't use kik anymore :'( trying to fix it

@minni92 lol what you done?

@smellyfingers notthinngg lol, it's just fucked

@minni92 how do you mean? Uninstall and re-download it? Lol

That's what I did but it won't allow me to log in. Going to make a new account in the morning and see if that works

@minni92 😢 it kicked me out a few times, then I forgot my password and had to get it emailed ect. Maybe it's your phone/iPod/pad needs a reboot?

@smellyfingers maybe :( I shall fix it though, no worries

What is the diamond jubilee anyway (shows that I am not intreated init lolz )

Republican? 👑⬅❌

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