8 June 2012
So, the party onboard this crazy train Is well under way and far from sane The crazy house band plays on Playing some rather unusual kinds of songs
You see, the drummers drums are made of jelly The guitarist strums on string cheezee A singer makes some farting sounds Another member uses a chocolate piano that is round
All the crazies are now merry and high Drinking toffee apple wine and eating chocolate mango pie. He was quite a cheeky chap and took a chance Asking Sienna if she would like to dance Blushing she smiled and said, "Yeah bruv, for real innit, check out me moves." He remarked, "for an orderly your quite cute and very sexy too." With quite a bit of Dutch courage He asked if he could walk her to her carriage Remembering her story with her cotton candy bed Must be all the toffee apple wine going too his head.
Wonky Bill's voice came over the tannoy: "We will be arriving at Narnia in the morning girls and boys. We must pick up Tumnus and the Pevensie's, The White Witch has turned them into a bunch of crazies."
Craziville - The Express Train Ride • Opuss № I