9 June 2012

It was the day after the wedding before Wonky Bill was sad and staring some more I sat down by his side on this the 2nd train ride As he talked about his love for an Ugly Sister He told me he had once previously met her In a land or maybe a dream with Cinderella I said, "dude, stop your whiney complaint, For she's here aboard this crazy train." He smiled and his eyes went well, one west as the other looked east And he said, "please, I need again to meet, You see, she is the love of my life I have always dreamed she be my wife." I said, "fear not, for you two shall be reunited again." So with that I went off to find her for my friend.

I passed Elton passed out on a half eaten choco piano Passed the three little piggies asleep in a wheelbarrow

Then I came to her cabin door I knocked and she said come in She was crying on the floor Said her heart never does win For it belongs to a wonky eyed man I said, "come with me, I hope you'll understand, Wonky Bill is driving this train." She smiled and I led the way and she did not complain.

They smiled and kissed and I thought, geesh I'd better not stay. So I left them to it and looked forward to our next stop A tea party in wonderland, incase anybody had forgot!

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