(dreamy intro)
And so it begins.....
I prefer the chaos in the middle....
The end is inevitable.....
So that can wait a while,
I need to share these things here first.....
Stop!! Hold on! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Ok, how about I patronise you for clues?
"Hi, how are you? Oh my god! You look sooo lovely.
You do everything sooo good, your hair is sooo nice, your clothes are fabulous sweetie, just marvellous.
Ok, continue....
Are you flashing a light of hope or do you wave a white flag?
Do you have enough money to brag?
Are you the local slug?
Dead weight, waiting for someone or something you can drag....
Stop!! No, no, no wait!!
Hold on, Hold on mate!!
Ok, how's about I chat shit to you for clues?
Yeah, what up bruv? Check me, innit. I is well cool tho, you get me, still? Yeah me fam is ere for real, come, we go, blood.
Ok, continue....
What is with this new language? Everything shorter and cut off.
If you cannot be bothered to speak to one, as one would hope, young man, then best one refrains from doing so, thanking you kindly, sir.
"Stop!! Back it up, back it up!
Fuck you and fuck your mood,
DJ, get this crowd in the groove"
Ok continue....
I mean, I'm all for change, but really? This is what it's come to is it?
The youth can't be bothered to complete a word or sentence.
Funny really as back in the olde days Shakespeare used words like o'er, 'twas, 'tis and now it's come to this.
Text speak where I haven't got a clue what your all on about.
Speak proper English!
It's like listening to Yoda on acid.
"Stop!! Rewind! Back it up! Back it up!! Stop!"
"For fuck sake, what now, I was trying to say something profound?"
"Oh, fuck it, just let it drop!!"
(dirty outtro)
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