11 June 2012
Ninja/Jedi saga inspired by the leg-end that be Lord @Weirdwolf and the sweet innocent Lady @HeatherAnne
She was full of youthful innocence Pure heart, mind and soul She was full of remorse and reluctance To believe Jedi's wear thongs right up their arse holes
Her young mind was starting to turn In the Dark Side she would learn The ways of a Ninja Jedi And he named her "Darth Feather"
Her Master was a wise one Who dwelt the Dark Side for fun His lime green Saber was proof. He was known as "Count DookuWolf"
The force was strong in both Great sense of humours and jokes Obi-SmellyFinger-Dobi was quite glad With the chocolate dual they'd had As his pink thong was ripped off And now his voice was all husky and soft
You see, Yoda is a strange master His words are back to front He said, "Thongs you will be now after." And I think he's a sadistic.......c*nt
Dark Ninja - Jedi's • Opuss № I