30 April 2012
Statistically speaking 1 in every 1 of us is reorganised, reworked and rehashed bullshit. Vodka flow charts, sweet cherry pie charts, Rising broken torn out hearts.
"It's my job as an analyst to tell you your doing great, number crunching is my number 1 hobby, mate"
"Cool, so, how many people in the world are dying unnecessarily?" "We are all dying young man, it's gods plan" "Erm.....ok then! I suppose you want a payrise for that - maybe a compromise?" "Ummmm....Er" "Thought so, you ignorant fool!" "Why don't you just take 90% of it all? The rest of us can fight for your shitty 10% and hope for a windfall."
"Young man did you not get the email? You have $1.3m inheritance in a Nigerian bank. Give me all your details and I'll transfer the lot from your UK account."
Gotta love the pen pushers - pushing up someone's arse, Doing anything they are asked. Do this, do that and redesigning the facts. "Fuck you you greedy fat cats!"
Analyst • Opuss № I