The Return Of The King

@BethyBoo

I'm in such a good mood I feel like singing. Turn off your phones or they will be ringing. I will make you listen to me. I will sing so loud and clear. For all of you to hear.

@albisher

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.

@MrsS

Baaaad Ass...

You walk in here witcha baaad aaaassss face, Blowing that trumpet all over the place, Got yo butt hanging in ma face, Dude, it's a disgrace.

@Danish

Texts From My Dog 38

DOG: you bought dog shampoo. Yes DOG: what for. Because you smell like a gorilla's dick. DOG: THAT'S MY SMELL What are you doing in the bathroom.

@DuRoLuRo

The Band

As the track starts, the drums hit hard. We enter the stage, we all play our part. @leelee101 in the back dropping the mean beat. Hard hitting drummer, now taking the lead.