I has the man-flu blues!
I'm a snot producing machine
I have strategically placed sneezing targets in my van
If the body is 90% water I should be in drought
But oh no, I got Niagara Falls gushing out!
Yes! I has the man-flu blues
I'm gonna pass it on to all of you!
Atchooooooo!
100 points now to me
I need some strong ass medication please
Forget Jake Bugg
I has the man-flu blues, my love
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Comments & Feedback (16)
@tetti2 well if she a gooood nurse I won't be dead and I'd highly doubt I'm the only man who'd want a fit nurse on his death bed. Lol πππ³βΊπ
Awww you need homemade hot honey and lemon and of course the fit nurse π get better soon babe πβ€
@smellyfingers I happen to have about 50 nurses on my payroll π and that's no joke! Unless your happy with a Hca? They're more flexible π logistics may be a problem hmm leave it with me πππ
@sammielee46 50? π³π³π³π³π get in! Can. Have a blonde, brunette and a red head please? Got any twins on the payroll?? βΊπ
@smellyfingers 'Fraid not π’ maybe I should advertise, I'm sure the care homes round here would lap that up ππ I actually have a little over 50 not to mention the healthcare assistants and support workers I have on the books ππ I'll have the paperwork sent to you asap, when my admin lady actually answers my call π I have the luxury of working from home when I please πβ€
@sammielee46 oh well can't have it all I guess!! Can you email me the paperwork? I need help, lots of it, ASAP!! Are you regional or national? βΊπ
@smellyfingers haha if you ain't got it soon shes so fired π I'm sending you an army of nurses π man flu is a tough one to beat ππ semi-national but growing rapidly! I have 3 regions myself. π
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