6 August 2012

Think I need to try a northern lass Fed up with southern chavy trash Fancy some homemade hot pot pie Not some manky pot noodle, I'll die

Altho I won't understand the lingo It'll be fun for a while, yes I think so Find me a nice young northern girl Someone to make my toes really curl

Oh what the heck I ain't that fussy But a northern lass might be funny By eck she'll cooooke thy Yorkshire pudding Hmm think I've been watching too much Coronation Street or sumting

North or south I ain't too concerned In drunken sign language we'll maybe learn Well I can't speak proper anyways "Oh my god" "innit, for real" and "oh my days" I'll take anyone who's crazy enough to play

smellyfingersNorthern Lass (300th Post) • Opuss № I