18 September 2012
She sat beside me in the bed She wants to give me head But I can't remember what she said Filling up my head with her fears, woes, troubles and debt
She's pushing me to my headache limits I'd said I was a good listener but this takes the piss Pretty soon I'm gonna have to give in Finally shut her up with a French kiss
Something about someone who doesn't talk A friend of a friend's unhappy with her bloke (My thoughts turn to the marvellous job I done on tiling the bathroom walls) Apparently this guys hung like a horse But he has some grout he needs to clean off (She thinks I've put them up pissed on purpose) She said they look funny cos he's 6foot seven and she's only 4foot tall (She doesn't understand it's the walls that are slanted) Apparently they love each other but take it for granted She asks me for my valid opinion I say it took me ages to make sure the tiles are even She says that I never bloody listen So I force a kiss and in the morning all is forgiven
Good Listener • Opuss № I