27 June 2012

Round 2 of the rap battle with @melody

Dude you didn't even link me in How to think you ever gonna win? Round 2 and I'm still ahead of you Try another battle post Without hiding like a ghost Dude you're dried up like burnt toast

Pushed the limits? I ain't even started And you're giving in Guess you are retarded!

A 40 year old daughter you say Well I'm 34 so your Maths have no weight Oh no wait! It's just your words ain't great You can't think of anything else today? King Kong and gay ping pong? Wtf are you now on? Dude I gave you some pills They sent you even crazier still All you're doing is chatting shit Trying to make certain words fit Shit? I can still smell your fart from here So let make it very clear Cos you obviously can't hear "YOU CANNOT WIN!!" Ok? Has it now sunk in Do you now understand? I'm still the big McDaddie old-ish man

Here's a plan and I'll draw you a map See this part right over here? That's your last poem and it's called crap This part little ladyboy(?) oh dear This is now and it ends with a slap

Dude get out of my face You're still a disgrace You call this a battle? Shit! I'm too much for you too handle

I told you it's my hill too keep You can't climb it cos I've built it too steep Melody you're drowning you're too deep You're choking on the water so go to sleep

Dream of me tonight The boogeyman out of sight BOO! Dude you just pissed yourself again How many times has it been now my friend?

Dude you can't battle me I'm not very nice Leave your mouth bitter like vinegar I have cut you up, diced and spliced No not once but now it's twice Wanna have another go and make it thrice?

@smellody

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