13 June 2012
Inspired by @HeatherAnne 's poem "Apply Within" you crazy cat!! X
The King had sent out applications To all the eligible young bachelors His daughter was soon to be wed Princess Feather of the Opussian's said: "Daddy where is my Prince Charming?" The King replied, "My dear, the applications will be returned in the morning!! Stop your whining and clean out the rabbit hutch. Soon you shall be married and loved."
This chore did not suit Princess Feather too well All the rabbits poop and pee stinks too high hell
Postman Pat arrived early the next morning With a van full of applications that needed sorting "Boring!! Too grumpy! Too ugly" Princess Heather threw lots away But one stood out from all the rest "Yes! This is it!! He is the best."
The King ordered him immediately to the castle He arrived with some flowers and a parcel He didn't adorn a flashy knights suit He wore jeans, a white t-shirt and leather boots. Introducing himself, "I am Lord Smelly from Craziville I have come for your daughter and to take your test of pills." Princess Heather smiled and grinned For she new in her heart he would win.
Lord Smelly told her of his plan Abolishing animal testing throughout the lands Princess Heather offered him her hand In marriage, which was now to be planned.
Application's In The Post • Opuss № I