Shushing Cushion

@ckahn

Twice Blessed

#household There once was a man with a wife With cushions so soft and nice He'd often lay there With nary a care Counting his blessings twice..

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@leelee101

aglow

#household There is a way, you know Of cushioning the blow A LeeLee hug Will keep you snug And leave you all aglow....

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@Delilah

Phurniture Philosophy

#household There once was a man named Lucian Who was in quite a state of confusion; Is a bean bag a seat Or just a sack of deceit. In the end he just settled on a cushion..

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@sjw

Release.

#household A cushion for my knees Feel my mouth tease Shoot your load I'll help you explode And give your balls a squeeze..

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@shazydee

The Dream

#household I had this vision, Of you upon my cushion. You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a coffee. You started to plead and beg, Said your little man was as stiff as a peg.

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@shazydee

The Dream

#household Last night I had a vision, Of you upon my cushion You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a cup of coffee, But you were so full of dirty passion.

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@Platypus

Fish Hair

The Mullet, it's not very stylish, A hairy slug that's fiendish, It's really ugly, Not appealing to me, So why name a hairstyle after a fish. #household.

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@ckahn

Seedy Cushion

#household I have a couch cushion that's needy Well, perhaps it's more that it's greedy The money I make This cushion will take This strikes me as terribly seedy..

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