Seedy Cushion

@leelee101

aglow

#household There is a way, you know Of cushioning the blow A LeeLee hug Will keep you snug And leave you all aglow....

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@Delilah

Phurniture Philosophy

#household There once was a man named Lucian Who was in quite a state of confusion; Is a bean bag a seat Or just a sack of deceit. In the end he just settled on a cushion..

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@sjw

Release.

#household A cushion for my knees Feel my mouth tease Shoot your load I'll help you explode And give your balls a squeeze..

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@shazydee

The Dream

#household I had this vision, Of you upon my cushion. You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a coffee. You started to plead and beg, Said your little man was as stiff as a peg.

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@shazydee

The Dream

#household Last night I had a vision, Of you upon my cushion You wanted to make whoopee, All I wanted was a cup of coffee, But you were so full of dirty passion.

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@Platypus

Fish Hair

The Mullet, it's not very stylish, A hairy slug that's fiendish, It's really ugly, Not appealing to me, So why name a hairstyle after a fish. #household.

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@merlin1038

Mullets On Mars

#household A little green man from mars Didn't like his bald head which bore scars He took off from his moon Booked in with Vidal Sassoon Now mullets are fashion in alien bars..

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@ckahn

Twice Blessed

#household There once was a man with a wife With cushions so soft and nice He'd often lay there With nary a care Counting his blessings twice..

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