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Dreading mornings light and its bleep-bleep-bleep
I wake before I should and I stumble to the loo
I hope I'm only dreaming and it's really half past two
I hopelessly attempt to recreate my sleepy state
But all too soon it's bleep-bleep-bleep... Well that's just bloody great...
Ok, ok, I'm up, please don't go on so long
Hey, I'm just the alarm clock. What did I do wrong?
You're the one who set me, so don't you take the piss
It's not my fault you don't know where my snooze button is!
The conversation's over and I hit him on the head
Swing myself around and grumpily get out of bed
One last little glare, as if to give a warning
He seems to smugly smile, and says I'll see you tomorrow morning...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Haha brilliant write Hun! Oh how I can relate to this!! :)

@sammielee46 I think many of us will Sam! 😂👍❤🌹

Well done lee, my phone is my alarm at least I can wake to something other than bleep bleep bleep

@leelee101 definitely! My alarm clock is my phone now, there's no way I'm throwing my phone at the wall!! ;) safer all round :)

Do you remember them unbreakable ones I had one like a football lol it lasted less than a week ⚽👊

Haha yeah we r all feeling this one Lee. I can always see the snark👏👏❤👏❤

@sarahgamal it is a common problem Sarah I fear! 👍😂 thanks for the RP hunny ❤🌹

@glen yup. 2 mornings, mine lasted! 😂 Cheers for the RP mate 🍻👍

@tetti2 haha so is mine hun. But I remember that godawful racket only too well... 😡😡 Thanks for reposting Terri 👍❤🌹

Says a lot for us humans when we can direct such disdain on an inanimate object doesn't it! Sadly, very relatable! 😉😌😘

@Fly10 yup! Inanimate objects really are the bane of my life I'll tell ya! 😂😂👍❤🌹

@glen those football ones were ace, they were always present at Christmas used to always get more than one though

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@RichWithey ain't it just the worst noise ever? I mean it does what it says on the tin, but.... 😡😡😡 😂😂 Cheers for the RP amigo 👍🍻

I hate alarm clocks with a vengeance! 😡😡😡😘

@sjw don't we all hun? Grrr... 😂😂 Thanks for reposting sie 👍❤🌹

Should I say np or is that 'one of those awkward moments' 😂😘

@sjw why would it be? ❓❓❓

@leelee101 I was giggling over eddies post yesterday thank you for RP, your welcome thanks for the comment, no problem etc etc etc 😂

@sjw ah I see. That's nothing, I'm still giggling over your new naked stalker, oops I mean follower! 😂 Any more from him hun? ❤

@leelee101 lol! I know strange he followed me after being such a disappointment 😂😂 no nothing today probably writing a masterpiece! 😳🎺😘

@sjw 😂 hmm I doubt it hun! Strange fella.... Still, he gave us all a chuckle eh? 👍❤😂🌹

Yes I'm almost looking forward to him commenting on my posts 😂😂

I remember proper alarm clocks. Great witty stuff. 😊😊😊💚

@sjw I didn't realise he had followed you. What a bizarre man. I wonder if he paid to get in that position?😂

@eddie12309 😂😂 Don't! I got a bloke at work....no I'm not going to get into it here.... 😱😱😱

Or if he did it himself to take a photo... I wish I could have seen the aftershot of him trying to get down😂😂

Better than the other alarm one I read Fosho

@eddie12309 ooo I'm not so sure you really wanted to see that hun! 😂😂😂

@misslittleDHP thanks for the RP Kim 👍❤👏🌹

@wolfwaff thanks 👍

@rhona appreciate that RP hun ❤ thank you 👍

I think the other dude was biting our shit , lol

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