Dreading mornings light and its bleep-bleep-bleep
I wake before I should and I stumble to the loo
I hope I'm only dreaming and it's really half past two
I hopelessly attempt to recreate my sleepy state
But all too soon it's bleep-bleep-bleep... Well that's just bloody great...
Ok, ok, I'm up, please don't go on so long
Hey, I'm just the alarm clock. What did I do wrong?
You're the one who set me, so don't you take the piss
It's not my fault you don't know where my snooze button is!
The conversation's over and I hit him on the head
Swing myself around and grumpily get out of bed
One last little glare, as if to give a warning
He seems to smugly smile, and says I'll see you tomorrow morning...
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@leelee101 definitely! My alarm clock is my phone now, there's no way I'm throwing my phone at the wall!! ;) safer all round :)
@tetti2 haha so is mine hun. But I remember that godawful racket only too well... 😡😡 Thanks for reposting Terri 👍❤🌹
Says a lot for us humans when we can direct such disdain on an inanimate object doesn't it! Sadly, very relatable! 😉😌😘
@glen those football ones were ace, they were always present at Christmas used to always get more than one though
@RichWithey ain't it just the worst noise ever? I mean it does what it says on the tin, but.... 😡😡😡 😂😂 Cheers for the RP amigo 👍🍻
@leelee101 I was giggling over eddies post yesterday thank you for RP, your welcome thanks for the comment, no problem etc etc etc 😂
@sjw ah I see. That's nothing, I'm still giggling over your new naked stalker, oops I mean follower! 😂 Any more from him hun? ❤
@leelee101 lol! I know strange he followed me after being such a disappointment 😂😂 no nothing today probably writing a masterpiece! 😳🎺😘
@sjw I didn't realise he had followed you. What a bizarre man. I wonder if he paid to get in that position?😂
Or if he did it himself to take a photo... I wish I could have seen the aftershot of him trying to get down😂😂
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