My bloody OCD's invading every single day
Got this affliction on the cheap, but boy, it makes me pay
Invited to a party, we're ready but please wait
We're not going anywhere 'til the remotes are straight
I'm checking all the windows just before I go to bed
I'll still think they're open in the confines of my head
Make sure all the tins line up behind the cupboard door
Can anybody help me? It's such a maddening bore!
The sofas are at right angles, the cat must sit just so
This OCD's got a hold of me and it ain't letting go
Anyone who suffers will surely have some sympathy
When they notice that the title's written alphabetically
But one thing I am sure of, I can always post my rhymes
Safe in the knowledge that I've checked 'em thirty times...
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@sjw it's not my favourite, but I like it better with the extra lines! Straight lines, of course... ππ Thanks for the RP hunny πβ€π
Hilarious!!! Unless of course it's course it's true...on which case I'm sorry for laughing at your afflictionπππ
@glen ha cheers mate we like a bit of OCD don't we! ππ Thanks for the RP sir, nice one ππ»
@RichWithey cheers amigo all true too! π Barman! Where's those beers for Rich? Ahhh...π»π»π»π»π»
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