I'm used to being legless
For I drink too much wine
I'm balanced on a skateboard
And I move around just fine
The evil king's escaped
So watch out girls, we're back
I may be three feet shorter
But we can still attack!
No resting on your laurels
Get your pants back on
We're back upon the winning track
When you thought our chance had gone
I've unplugged your transporters
The D-Mobile won't run
But I've saved the best for last
Jack, this will be fun
Because without my legs
I am a little shorter
And guess what? I can reach things
That I really shouldn't oughta
Your hero pants so shiny
Oh yes they're patent plastic
Let's see just how you girls get on
Without knicker elastic!
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