Behind Enemy Lines| Cheese Battle

Really? You're sweating grating cheese?
I'm in the D-Den with a cup of tea!
I got a lift from Superman
Him and me are tight. Now for a plan
While my pants soak in bleach,
Really the limit by BedHairy was breached.
But fair is foul and foul is fair
Especially when one has dodgy hair!
The D-Mobile's been upgraded and I fixed the flat
Now to sort my counterattack.
Come on boys, up the game
Really your efforts are rather lame.
Aha! Eureka! The lightbulb's no longer dim.
Methinks its time to take the Aston for a spin...