The Adventures Of Daring D: Sidekick Shenanigans

@naaviie as promised...

Things were getting desperate
Over at the D-Den
It was becoming increasingly hard
To fight crime, you ken?
All because Daring D
Was feeling quite alone,
Her secret identity dictated
She could have no friends of her own.
Then, tucked up in bed one night
With little Scruffy Ted,
An idea came to her
'Eureka!' she said.
'I'll get myself a sidekick!
Then I'll have a chum
To work with and to play with
Whenever the day is done!'
The very next morning
In the paper she placed an ad
No time could be wasted
There was a partner to be had!
They lined up in their hundreds
All eager for to be
The much celebrated sidekick
Of hero Daring D.
Alas, all was not rosy;
Most of them didn't possess
The skills and knowledge needed
To be a sidekick, I digress.
The future was looking gloomy
And lonely as the day closed,
But lo! In the doorway
In a very sidekick-like pose
Stood a valiant figure
Who was a bit late, you see.
'Apologies for my tardiness
But I would like to be
Your loyal, trusty sidekick
Here to aid your fight
Against the plagues of Opussia
With all my sidekick might.
I am Notorious Nic
An expert in Kung fu
And also in animals and chicken farms.
How do you do?'
D had found the ying
To her brave and moral yang.
'Thank goodness you came
I've a sidekick now!' she sang.
The two teamed up tremendously,
A powerful crime fighting duo
So watch out for D and Nic
They're out to get baddies don't you know?